AS ROB'S IN HIS CAR THAT MEANS WE HAVE A BOOT WE CAN FILL WITH BEER!!!!
SO WITH BOOT PACKED TO BREAKING POINT WE START THE JOURNEY TO NOTTINGHAM & AS WE HAVE
SAT NAV WE ARE CONFIDENT OF NOT GETTING LOST????
AFTER A BREKIE STOP & THE ODD FAG STOP SOME OF US ARRIVE ON OUTSKIRTS OF
NOTTINGHAM (THE CAR) WHERE THE SCOOTERS WERE GOD ONLY KNOWS???
(RUMOUR HAS IT THEY WERE SEEN ASKING DIRECTIONS FROM SOME BOLTON WANDERERS FANS
WHO WERE OUTSIDE THE NOTTS COUNTY GROUND??????
AS THE KICK OFF TO THE BIG GAME WAS NEARING, THE CAR (ROB) THOUGHT IT BEST TO SAFELY ESCORT
THE CARGO OF BEER TO THE RALLY SITE & GIVE DIRECTIONS OVER THE PHONE TO THE SCOOTERS!
ONLY FOR THE FUCKING SAT NAV TO STOP PLAYING THE GAME & PACK UPPPPP,,
AFTER FINDING THE WAY WITHOUT THE NOW CHUCKED FROM WINDOW SAT NAV ITS INTO THE CAMP SITE.
TENT UP WITH A NICE COLD BEER( THEY MIGHT GO OUT OF DATE) IN HAND & PHONE IN OTHER
GIVING DIRECTIONS. THE OTHERS EVENTUALLY TURN UP SOME WHAT LATE
(MISSING HALF THE BIG GAME) SO QUICKLY INTO THE PUB.
AFTER THE GAME & SILLY AMOUNTS OF BEER WE HEAD OUTSIDE INTO THE SUNSHINE TO CATCH UP & HAVE SOME MORE CRACKS.
SOMEHOW DURING THE AFTERNOON BOB SPOTS A HORSE'S ARSE STICKING OUT FROM A HEDGE??
WITH THAT WE HEAD OVER! NOW THIS HORSE IS A BIG FUCKA & WILL NEED A RUN
UP TO MOUNT HER,HIM,OR IT??? AFTER GETTING FRIENDLY WITH NED WE THINKS HE LOOKS ABIT THIRSTY??
SO WE PICK HIM UP & START CARRYING TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK!! THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS GOING WRONG?
THE LANDLORD'S NOT BEST PLEASED & SAYS IN NOT QUIET THESE WORDS TO PUT NED BACK IN SAID HEDGE
OR RALLY WILL STOP!!! NOW THIS IS NOT TO EASY CAUSE OLD 3 LEGGED
NED IS NOW BECOMING FUCKIN HEAVY BUT MANAGE IT WE DO.
ITS NOW CUSTOM SHOW RESULT TIME!! AND OF THE 7 TROPHYS ON OFFER WE MANAGE TO WIN 3 OF THEM,
NAMELY BEST VESPA(SIMMO) BEST RAT(ROSIE) & BEST OF SHOW(SIMMO)! & IF I MAY ADD,
THESE WERE THE MOST PIG UGLY TROPHY'S I'VE EVER SEEN HE HE.
NIGHT TIME!! NOW THIS PLACE REALLY IS THE TIT'S , A CAMPING AREA, A BIG CAR PARK,
OUTSIDE BAND AREA, A PUB & A FUCKING NIGHT CLUB TOO!!! I CANT REMEMBER HOW MANY
BANDS PLAYED THROU THE DAY & NIGHT DO BUT THERE WAS A LOT & THEY WERE ALL GOOD.
NOW TO SAY BY THE END WE WERE A MESS IS A SLIGHT UNDERSTATEMENT (6 CASE'S OF BEER! DRINKS IN PUB WATCHIN
THE GAME + THE NIGHT TIME SESH & WE STILL MANAGED A DANCE OR 3(EVEN
BOB WITH HIS HALF PLASTIC MAN HE FOUND IN A CALL BOX)??
MORNING!! WE PACKED THE GEAR ALL UP & LOADED IT ALL IN THE CAR BOOT! THIS BOOT IS NOW MINUS 6 CASE'S
OF BEER THATS BEEN REPLACED WITH 3 PIG UGLY TROPHYS & THERE SEEMED
TO BE LESS ROOM?? ALL HOME SAFELY AFTER A REAL GOOD RALLY & EVEN BETTER CRACK!
DEF A DIARY DATE FOR NEXT SEASON
ROB
