ONE O'CLOCK FRIDAY AFTERNOON ROB, BOB, SIMMO, BAGGS AND NICO SET OFF ON OUR WAY TO BASILDON
FOR THE SHED RALLY IN THE WORST RAIN I THINK I HAVE EVER FECKING SEEN.
BY THE TIME WE HAD DONE TEN MILES WE HAD TO STOP TO SHELTER FROM IT AND SIMMO GETS
HIS MAP OUT OF THE POCKET OF HIS NEW WATERPROOFS (HA HA HA HA) UNREADERBLE AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE
HAS PISSED HIMSELF( THEY WERE CHEAP HE SAID)? ANYWAY OFF WE SET AGAIN (STILL PISSING DOWN) NOT MAKING VERY
GOOD TIME AS ITS SO HARD TO SEE WHERE WE WERE ACTUALLY GOING.
BY THE TIME THE THETFORD SIGN COULD BE SEEN, ROB WAS ON HIS OWN AS PER USUAL HAVING LOST THE REST!
WE GROUPED TOGETHER AGAIN AND HEAD OFF (STILL PISSING DOWN) TOWARDS BURY,
THROUGH BURY AND THE WIND IS NOW HELPING THE RAIN SMASH INTO US EVEN MORE (THIS IS NO FUN),
UNTIL A RAY OF SUNLIGHT SHINES ON US??(WHAT IN FECKING JULY) WE PULL OVER AGAIN TO HAVE A FAG BREAK
AND TAKE THE PISS OUT OF SIMMO'S WET GEAR(HE HE HE HE)
ON AGAIN AND IN NEED OF PETROL, SIMMO PULLS UP NEXT TO ROB TO SAY GARAGE ON LEFT!
THUMB UP BY ROB AND SIMMO FECKS OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AS THE REST PULL, THEN
TEN MILE UP THE ROAD HE RUNS OUT OF PETROL!!??
PHONES OTHERS WHO ARE FOLLOWING SIMMO ON THE WRONGE ROAD??(SAT NAV PLEASE 4 FECK SAKE SOMEONE GET SAT NAV)
ROB WAITS FOR AN HOUR AND THEY FINALY TURN UP.
WE ARRIVE AT LAST TO HEAR DEAN, MICHELLE, CARL AND HIS MATE ARE NOT THAT FAR BEHIND US??/.
TENTS UP IN DOUBLE QUICK TIME AND ON THE PISS, GREAT NIGHT HAD, MEETING
THE SAME MOTLEY GREW AS ALWAYS(GOLDY, GIBBO)
SATURDAY MORNING AND UP WITH THE LARKS TO SEE MORE SCOOTS ARRIVING (THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN)
AND WALK TO TESCO TO STOCK UP ON BEER(HE HE) .
CHUCK THE FILTHY SCOOTS IN THE CUSTOM SHOW AND LETS PLAY SOME GAMES??
GIBBO YOU'RE FOR IT.. GIBBO THEN CALLS ROB & CARL UP FOR AN EATING GAME? THANKS MATE!
WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE HE THEN FEEDS US WASHED DOWN WITH THE HORRIBLE BLACK STUFF VOMMIT VOMMIT VOMMIT..
WITH THAT GAME SAFELY WON ROB GOES INTO THE TOILET TO SPEW HIS GUTS
UP AGAIN LEAVING POOR GAV (RONNIE BIGGS) TO CLEAR UP HE HE..
THE "BEST OF SHOW" GOES TO SIMMO'S NEW STEED FOR THE 2ND RALLY ON THE TROT (DEZ YA VEIW)
THE SHED BABES THEN APPEAR FOR PHOTOS ON THE DAM THING(I'M STARTING TO HATE THIS BLOKE NOW)
OH AND TO STRIP AND DANCE ROUND A POLE?? JUST SEE THE PHOTOS... WHAT A GREAT NIGHT, BRILL BANDS,
I LOST COUNT HOW MANY(LOADS) VERY VERY DRUNK IN TRUE BLUE AND GOLD STYLE SO LETS HIT THE TENTS
SUNDAY MORNING AND GUESS WHAT?.. WE HAD NO RAIN AT ALL, SO WE SAY OUR GOODBYES AND SET OFF HOME.
NO PROBLEMS, NICE RIDE IN THE SUN (YES SUN)
THIS IS A CRACKING RALLY NOT TO BE MISSED, ROLL ON NEXT ONE...
PS WELL DONE TO NICK FOR WINNING BEST CUSTOM VESPA FOR THE 9TH TIME THIS SEASON UP IN YORKSHIRE.
ROB
